A woman went to a maker of sweets and said to him:
"Make a cake for my dead husband and write the following:"
"To my favorite husband, the great thief and murderer"
The cake maker refused her demand, so she had him arrested, imprisoned and executed.
The same woman then went to the priest of the village and said to him:
"Bless my relations to my husbands and lovers. Bless my children, the little thieves and murderers."
The priest agreed, and the woman had him promoted to the position of bishop. The previous bishop resisted this absurdity, so she had him arrested, imprisoned and executed.
It is said that the priest, the judge and the executor were all among her many lovers, but no one knows for sure.
"Isn't it absurd?", the Master asked